If every dark ride in Orlando had a turkey

Happy Thanksgiving! As you know, the most important part of Thanksgiving is the turkey and that's the only answer. Theme parks just normally celebrate Thanksgiving by putting Thanksgiving items on their menu Thanksgiving Day, but what if every ride had a turkey in it year round? It's simple, in this blog post I'll tell you where a turkey would fit (or at least fit the best) in all of the dark rides in Orlando. The only rule is that it has to be in an existing scene. Let's begin!




Magic Kingdom:

Pirates of the Caribbean- A cooked turkey in the marketplace
Haunted Mansion- A cooked turkey on a ballroom table
Peter Pan's Flight- A turkey leg by Nana
It's a Small World- A happy/cute/creepy/annoying (hey gotta play it safe) turkey in the America scene
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh- A cooked turkey at Pooh's birthday party
Under the Sea: Journey of the Little Mermaid- A turkey leg as one of Ariel's knick knacks
Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin- A space turkey cameo in the wind tunnel

Epcot:

Spaceship Earth- A cooked turkey in one of the 1920 America scenes
Ellen's Energy Adventure- A dinosaur eating a turkey
Test Track- A stale turkey leg in the vehicle maintenance bay
The Seas with Nemo and Friends- A turkey leg in a fish tank
Living With the Land- A turkey leg in the greenhouse
Journey into Imagination With Figment- A cooked turkey in Figment's house
Gran Fiesta Tour- A cooked turkey on a screen
Maelstrom- A turkey (dead or alive) in the village

Disney's Hollywood Studios:

The Great Movie Ride- A living turkey in the western scene
Toy Story Mania- A turkey target on the farm

Animal Kingdom (because we have to be fair):

Dinosaur- Like EEA, a dinosaur eating a turkey

Universal Studios Florida:

Transformers The Ride- A turkey leg on the street in any scene
Men in Black Alien Attack- An alien eating a turkey leg
E.T. Adventure- Just put a living turkey on E.T.'s planet and it would fit

Islands of Adventure:

The Amazing Adventures of Spiderman- Stan Lee eating a turkey leg before he's nearly hit by the anti-gravity ray
Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey- A cooked turkey in the Great Hall
The Cat in the Hat- Have TCITH eat a turkey leg in the bathroom

Seaworld Orlando (because we have to be fair):

Antarctica: Empire of the Penguin- Put a living turkey in the cavern